AS PERPETUALLY DEFIANT TEENAGER OBAMA SKIPS NANCY REAGAN’S FUNERAL, KING KONG CAME DOWN FROM THE EMPIRE STATE & KICKED BUTT IN MI MS ETC
The Donald wreaked havoc in MI & MS, where disenfranchised workers and union veterans stew bitterly on the economy. Cruz wins Idaho, a natural stomping ground given its conservative religious roots. And Rubio wins…???
MEANWHILE IN TINY TOWN, WHERE MAYOR RUBIO WAS PULLING OUT HIS HAIR, MARCO CLAIMS TED CRUZ SENT OUT more LIAR-LIAR DROPOUT CARDS IN HI -- AGAIN?!! Of course, Rubio now must consider investing in a canine if he doesn’t have one already so he can go home and kick the dog. After all, everyone deserves a scapegoat! But really, Marco need go no farther than the nearest mirror to find the source of his own pain and demise. For example, his Trump Assault only appears to have borne fruit for Cruzer. Others pointed out Rubio is a downward spiral of a dying campaign, with only Baghdad Bob excuses left to lead the way.
Can Hillary survive Sanders? Of course...but every step will be painful. Like having a Jehova’s Witness lurking on the porch every time you go out the door. But Hillary is WEAK!!
BUT IN CRUCES WE HAVE NEWS AS WELL: NATHAN “PDCMT” SMALL ANNOUNCES A RUN FOR STATE HOUSE WHILE DAVID GUTIERREZ GETS CHARGED FOR HIS PRURIENT OFFERS. Can Tiny Smalls make it to the State House? I’d invite him on the show to ask..but he seemed to need an air sickness bag the last I offered salutations. MEanwhile, is this David Guiterez’ last rodeo? Dunno but at least where he might be headed, one does not need $2000k to find cheap and easy intimacy.
Stay tuned, Sportsfans..
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